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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

10thandthetardis:

This is the highest sarcasm level never reach

10thandthetardis:

This is the highest sarcasm level never reach

thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

padalaughs:

been posting a lot of selfies recently but tbh i don’t even careeee sorry

padalaughs:

been posting a lot of selfies recently but tbh i don’t even careeee sorry

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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Best of Autocorrect

fallingonbakerstreet:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

T.G.I.FIBROMYALGIA

carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERFect

highandfunctioning:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS

What if every single morning in your life you were put in front of a customize your character screen

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

communistbakery:

I hate sitting on windows, it’s a pane in the ass

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”